I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
5 seconds ago I had no idea that a fart could travel so fastly thru the tanning bed. I taste it in the back of my neck.
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
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