david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
He was having this drunk emotional breakdown and I was just trying to cheer him up but instead fell and dumped the whole pickle jar on me
It was cool though because he was fine afterwards and somehow I convinced them I did it on purpose...
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
I forget how to act sober
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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