I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
My biology professor just used the phrase "dick fairy" in a sentence. No, it didn't make more sense in context.
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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