But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
you were definitelymotorboating random chicks as they walked out of the bar. just like, down the line. you kept yelling "Motor Boats for everyone!!!!"
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
I'm going to fake an anxiety attack to get to the front of the line. Save me some brisket.
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
Got out of the uber to projectile vomit in the McDonald's drive thru. Gonna take a break from the Cuervo for a while.
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
Randomize
