I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
Sorry for my penis texting you last night, I can't control what he wants at 4am.
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
I ate shit on a rock, and when I got up this car full of people asked me if I was okay, and I just sprinted away screaming "I am a banana!"
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
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