if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
Puked in a cab. Passed out on my floor an my mom put a blanket over me. Home by 1045. I won shitshow trophy last night.
A cab driver remembered me by name, address, and ex fuck buddys nick name from a year ago. I mustve been one memorable shit show.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
I can't help but feel like we would be friends still if my phone didn't always capitalize BUTTLOAD...
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
Is it weird that I only look up my ex on Twitter when I take a shit? May have conditioned myself to associate him with shit
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