tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
I shamewalked barefoot this morning and the Dos Equis delivery guy judged the shit out of me.
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
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