windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I hope you had to get up out of bed and walk across your room to check this text message
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
party gras won. party gras always wins.
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
When I am this hungover I become increasingly grateful for having my own private office
Listen here, Ms. "I'm Gonna Get Super Drunk and Run From My Friends Screaming That They Were Going to Drag Her to a Scientology Recruitment Camp"...
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
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