I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
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