So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
He googled the address of the bar, then sent me a text saying "6.3 miles. Too far. :( Apparently I am only worth a 5 mile radius.
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
He was so high he started playing Twister on the striped rug. Then when we missed midnight he went on a screaming rampage about his New Year's Eve being meaningless. How do you think it went?
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
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