Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
Also, putting laundry hampers on my head and pretending I'm an astronaut is a good way to get caught in every door frame in the house.
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
We ended up shitfaced at the house after the Super Bowl trying to get someone from Scientology on the phone.
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
Randomize
