but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
Were at her birthday dinner and her dad keeps buying me shots saying when I was your age I fucked the shit outta girls
Hahahahahaha remind him your dating his daughter
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
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