Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
He passed out mid-signature
The salesman looked at me like I was crazy when I explained the need for a headboard that had slats so I could handcuff people to it
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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