Don't you send me to vm
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
Maybe walking up to the cops busting our party with a "Things go better with Coke" t-shirt on and asking for my extra license back that my little brother got busted with wasn't the best idea of the night.
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
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