I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
Judging from the sharpie on my face, glitter on my chest and women's tiger print panties i'm wearing last night was a thing.
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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