i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
What's grosser: using a dirty sex towel as an oven mitt? or using the oven to reheat superbowl bean dip for dinner?
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
I'm gunna send you baby bottles of vodka for those nights when you just give up
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
My dad is clearly baked off his ass. He almost sat on moms cat in front of her, zoned out while staring at it and said he wondered what it was thinking about. Now he's dragging everything from the livingroom into the garage. Moms not happy.
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
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