Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
Multi-day drunkenness is to binge drinking as black diamonds are to skiing. They're tough and confusing and you hurt afterwards, but you did it and you probably got an alright story along the way.
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
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