i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
did u drive by my house last night?
bc if that wasn't you i threw my bourbon bottle at the wrong van
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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