You made me cry and you don't even care
In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
if i'm ever as drunk as the girl in front of me... kill me.
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
I turned on Elf, made myself a mojito, and am eating one of a sleeve of Ritz. You tell me if I wanna go out tonight.
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
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