The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
Just had a girl agree to give me a blowjob in exchange for wearing my jacket during class. Talk about successful negotiations. Best day of my life
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
DO I FUCKING *LOOK* LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR ACT TOGETHER!?!? THE ANSWER IS "NO"!
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
I got arrested FOR running from the cops. In college Dad got arrested and THEN ran from the cops. So it could be worse.
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
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