he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
Don’t worry I was with my ex husband for 10 years and he could never remember the year I was born, when our dating anniversary was or what year I graduated high school. But I still know that mother fuckers SSN lol
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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