Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
I did my walk of shame through a safeway at 8am to get YOUR hangover bagels. You're welcome asshole
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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