Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
I woke up this morning and saw that I had transferred $0.75 from my savings account to my checking account.
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
As if finding out the man you just had sex with is married isn't bad enough, it gets so much more awkward when his wife comes in to comfort you...
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
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