I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
Fyi when u order four mini bottles of scotch on a 45 min flight. The flight attendants jaw drops to the floor.
She told me I should be a condom model.
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
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