Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
and then he ordered a "diet and rum" like the most important part of the drink was the diet.
Do you ever just KNOW it's gonna be a good day? I mean, like in a "just found a Vicodin in the bottom of your purse" kinda way?
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
Beat the bartender in a shot challenge for a free tab. I won that, and him. I never get tired of the "this is my first time with a guy.." bullshit.
How do you even...
The magic of Christmas. And whiskey, of course.
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
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