And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
He made me this shot called the allergen. It was a shot of vodka with a Claritin dropped in it.
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
I had to put my dog down, accidentally outed my brother, and was given a fucking fish sandwich instead of a Big Mac ALL IN ONE DAY! Am I really the person you want to consult for advice? Hhhmmmmmm?
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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