My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
Responsibility: Hiding your beer when your DWI clients who are out on bond come to talk to you at bars.
The universe is cradling this hangover like a gay couple cradles their newly adopted chinese baby.
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
It's no shave November. This is our time.
This German chick looked me up and down for a while. Then she grabbed my crotch, let go after a few seconds, and said "you vill do". I think I'm gonna like tonight.
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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