Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
I think I may have appendicitis, but the house is like two blocks from the hospital so I'm just gonna go and drink anyway.
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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