Walk of Shame. In a state park.
Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
I woke up with a random mailbox in my room with a note that said "this should probably be returned. Happy Thursday!"
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
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