Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
There's always time for handjobs
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
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