Its about making memories worth repressing
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
I just had a dream where Bob Saget recognized me from when I hung out with him in a dream I had months ago.
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
Remind me to tell you the one about the cashier that wouldn't sell me Jim Beam and NyQuil.
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
He's finally divorcing her, so naturally he tells me that we're not exclusive anymore. His penis 'wants what it wants' apparently.
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