Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
There were firefighters and a fire truck up the street. I asked what was wrong and their exact words were "Just a tiny explosion; it'll be all right"
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