based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
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