Rock
Scissors
Fuck
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
Randomize
