It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
He didnt have condoms & didnt trust himself to pull out. Thats when I knew he was a keeper. So I blew him so he knew I was a keeper too.
True romance of the 21st century.
The fact that I found him in his Ninja Turtles t-shirt next to six empty and obviously consumed packs of EasyMac watching reruns of Becker certainly made telling him that I wanted a divorce so much easier than I had planned.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
I started the day with dreams of getting laid and ended it with the reality of eating Taco Bell in my bed with my dog.
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
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