Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
Like there's an 87% chance I'll end up on the bedroom floor demanding sex while freestyling in your face. I'm going to buy rum.
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
Professor just informed us that she can't come to class today because her daughter broke her glasses and she can not see where she is going. Am I still drunk from this weekend?
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
How is it that I can make it to my 8am Friday morning still drunk after passing out the night before...but not to my 9am on Tuesday that I went to bed early for? Irony or karma?
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