i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
So I went to have a snack...can you please tell me why there's a condom in the hummus?
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
Beat the bartender in a shot challenge for a free tab. I won that, and him. I never get tired of the "this is my first time with a guy.." bullshit.
How do you even...
The magic of Christmas. And whiskey, of course.
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
Of course he’s picking me up at the airport. I taught him the Lotus position last time we had sex.
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