Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
Accomplishment of the day: changing my tampon at 38,000 ft with turbulence. Fasten seatbelt sign was definitely on.
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
I'm still trying to figure out who shit on the coffee table. I have confirmed beyond a reasonable doubt that it wasn't me.
Protip if he licks the back of your knee and you reflexively kick him your game of 'lick the lady' is over.
Randomize
