plz talk dirty to me
Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
Life is so much better when you know you're gonna get laid soon.
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
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