Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
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