I wanna bring you to show and tell
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
Oh my god. I slept with my boyfriend last night. It was wonderful.
And when I say my boyfriend I mean my electric blanket. Because that's the kind of life I lead.
I can't wash the smell of tacos off my hands. I feel like the Lady Macbeth of Chipotle.
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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