But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
i need a shirt that says "I fuck trainwrecks"
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
I'm seriously so bored I'm seeing how many rooms I can masturbate in before I get caught.
Four. Poor grandma...
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
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