that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
so i was pissing and the phone rang but i forgot i was pissing so i just ran to answer the phone. it was too late when i realized
Then you got really excited when I upgraded you from puke bowl to puke bucket.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
My dad called me in the middle of the night, drunk on vodka, asking for references on the Irish alphabet.
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
I just found an entire bag of French fries under the seat of my car labeled "For emergency use only" drunk me is always planning ahead.
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