I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
is it too much to get a jumbo margarita in a sippy cup right now?
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
I think I left my chapstick at your house when I tried using your penis as a catapult and flung it on the floor. Be a dear, and try to see if you can find it.
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
They left me at home... I'm a liability
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