Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
Said he had been eating pineapple for a week before our 1st date. Not sure if thankful for his consideration or offended by his assumption.
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
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