once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
In hindsight, I probably should not have let the waiter give me a chiropractic adjustment on my neck last night.
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
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