You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
It is unclear if my flaming esophagus is hangover induced.
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
I feel like you're gonna be reading this at 6 AM in a ditch or under a bridge, but please remember...I offered to drive you home. And you said no.
The sad thing is that it's 6:45 and you're not far off.
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
Woo is fucking right, dude. Vodka night tonight. Honestly, every night pretty much seeems like vodka night lately. My liver wants to move out of my body like I gave it an eviction notice.
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
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