I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
In other news, I just sent her a video of me masturbating while driving in the rain, so I guess you could say I've mastered Snapchat
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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