Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
mike is out of commission and cannot make breakfast. he's sitting with two frozen waffles on his face & smiling like an idiot.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
Just woke up with the taste of tequila, weed, and cigarettes in my mouth spooning a friend I haven't seen since college wearing one contact and one ankle sock. I hate myself.
Are you hungover?
No. I'm hiding under my covers and hoping it doesn't find me.
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