the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
The dog threw up again, this time IN the toilet. I've taught him well.
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
I cancelled the entertainment for your b-day party.... Keep the bouncy castle just in case.
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
How I know I've been single too long: I'm reveling in finding out my taken friends are being tragically dumped
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
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