I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
Late night whataburger runs are great, except if you're the one that gets left black out drunk puking in the backyard drinking from the water hose
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
we should paint friendship bongs
Hey man, he's too drunk to remember what you said. What drugs are we buying and when should we expect them?
Randomize
