cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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