so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
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