But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
Just heard someone use the phrase "slut mustard" in a sentence. Win.
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
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